Super Dave and Jimmy D. are now on the web. We have a lot of fun things for you to do. You can play games, stare at funny pictures,
and read some of our favorite past articles. Don't forget to check out the other parts of the newspaper web site
either. Now, on with the show.
- My parents love being married. It's so great when you find that one special person you want to annoy
for the rest of your life.
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits
by Picasso.
- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.
- My grandma always asked for fake necklaces for Christmas. She always said she didn't want something around
her neck that was more valuable than her head.
- The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they both have a common enemy.
- Why would anyone choose to be a podiatrist?
- Yogi Bear wouldn't be as entertaining if he would have had an eating disorder.
- I love Dr. Phil. He makes the obvious even more obvious.
- The reason the country is in debt is because the money we use for the country, we gave to Hollywood to make the
Lord of the Rings trilogy.
- Shania Twain is so mean. She sings about this awesome party that I am not invited to.
- Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
- Solitaire: the game for people without any friends.
- The road to maturity is a long one, and I ran out of gas.
- I think Sesame Street and Elm Street are the same place.
- What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
- No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
- Pinocchio is lot like Chucky.
- You can't change the past. You can, however, get rid of those who will talk about it.
- The secret to being creative is hiding your sources.
- A new survey done by the Peoples Defender says that 3 out of 4 people make up 75%.
Games!
Hangman
Hangman
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